My computer apparently was not happy about all this work it was having to do and is currently on strike. Lazy bum was less than a year old.
It and I have had many words today... well, no, I have had the words, it has sat and stared dumbly off into space whilst blowing bubbles, or the computer equivalent, which is not booting, in this case.
If it had had words for me, it probably would have been something like this:
The artist also cannot spell "apologizes" consistently.