For some reason, I am completely scandalized at the growing trend I am seeing of people celebrating Thanksgiving early. I've no idea why it should matter to me, but damn it, Thanksgiving is on THURSDAY! How dare these people make a completely arbitrary holiday fit their schedule!?
Inconveniencing people is one of the greatest parts of the holidays!
For instance, last year, I wouldn't allow anyone to eat unless they drew a suitable "hand turkey" first.