It's been suggested, in the comments of the last post, that I have an "It's not a tumor" party. Thankfully I was given the suggestion of having a make-believe one, because my friends only exist on the internet (that is, spread across the country and the world, and a portion of them don't even have internet access at the moment... I have friends, damn it! *sobs*). So, make-believe party it is. You are all invited; it is a pot-luck.