I love you, a lot. Please be mine. Here, I have painted you in a somber blue hue to express my sadness that you don't yet know that I exist and that you love me. If you wanted, I could paint you in all sorts of other attractive colors. I could even paint you as a zombie and/or a llama. I'll be here waiting...you know where to find me.
PS. My husband may or may not be fine with our pending love affair, but don't let that give you pause.