It is time for the first ever "Golden Narwhal Award" which goes out to readers with outstanding wit and comments that make me laugh in an audible manner or regularly make my day better.
The first recipient (of many to come because you guys are awesome) is Alan @ It's Not Work, It's Gardening!
Some of his greatest hits are:
". . . I don't think there are nearly as many superpower-inducing drinks around as comics have led me to believe, so you're probably out of luck there... although it would be awesome if it were a glass of medical nanobots left by a time-traveling future version of yourself, or maybe one of your descendants. They know your medical condition as well as your penchant for counter beverages, and have provided you with a cure for all that ails you."
"I think your problem with that recipe [twinkie wiener sandwich] was you were thinking of the wrong meal -- use a breakfast sausage link instead of a hot dog, and maple syrup instead of
the cheese, and eat it for breakfast. (You might need to use 2 links because
they're small). I just invented this. You're welcome."
"If the texts continue, your reply needs to be:
"Dude, stop texting -- she'll find out! Then what will we do? You are my life."
or something similar."
"If I were a Dementor I'd be really conflicted. "Argh, a Patronus, must flee! Oooh, it's a wiener dog, must cuddle... Flee... Cuddle... Flee... Cuddle..."
Thank you Alan, for your comments and for your continued support of the Cheeseblarg! You rock!
And thank you to Goldfish and Tracey for these awesome pieces of fan art!
Me on a narwhal jumping over a cheese moon!