Friday, August 19, 2011

The Trifecta of Distraction

I would like to entertain you today but a series of events has made it so that is actually a lie. I really like you guys, but I am now playing The Sims Social on Facebook and making a pixel person pee and cut her own grass with scissors is neverendingly entertaining.



I also started reading "The Hunger Games" yesterday and now, I don't care if Violet Bedpost dies of starvation, because Katniss is having the same issue and I don't have to make her pee or do missions where I have to bother my friends to click links and stuff.  I am up to chapter nine and all I really want to do is read.  I even delayed turning my computer on after I woke up this morning for 2 hours while I read.  Those who know me well know that this is unheard of, as I usually turn my computer back on seconds before I actually wake up.  As soon as I finish typing this, I am going back to reading.



And then, finally, there is the fact that Blogger's stats have been broken since yesterday and it won't show me what people are looking at, and it is SAPPING MY WILL TO LIVE! Okay, that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but  as I have mentioned before, I am obsessed with checking my stats and when this:

is what I am met with, it makes for a sad Jodee, a very sad Jodee who must turn to reading, and video games, and bacon to salve her wounded soul. Only, I have no bacon. I HAVE NO BACON!!!!


13 comments:

  1. Just sayin': http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/category/bacon_and_chocolate

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  2. the saddest words in the world: "I have no bacon"

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  3. I love the narwhal and llama reading with you. You totally need to make that a sticker. And I love you.

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  4. You don't have bacon behind glass with a little hammer?? What kind of human are you???? Everyone needs emergency bacon!

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  5. Don't plan on doing anything for the next few days but reading and making an emergency bacon run. I started The Hunger Games series last Friday and had all 3 finished by Monday. Addictive I tell ya!

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  6. Well I'm not a stat, but this is proof that I read your page today! And so far 5 other people have too. ^_^ You are commented upon!

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  7. The narwhale already knows how it ends because he reads ahead while you're checking stats.

    Luckily narwhales aren't jerky by nature, so he won't spoil anything for you.

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  8. The Hunger Games is an a reallly good book. I read all three as soon as possible. Very cool. I also am now going to find this Sims game on facebook because I LOVE SIMS...I came upon your blog by accident a bit ago...and you make me laugh every time (in a good way).

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  9. I love your friends reading over your shoulder. You're my favorite blogger and I hope you don't get eaten by a kimono dragon.

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  10. I've been stalking the Hunger Games since the second book came out and I noticed the existence of the first. Unfortunately this fishbowl prevents me from getting very far with being a book creeper...

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  11. The missing stats are driving me nuts, too. I finally got around to posting again and it shows that I have had 3 page views in the last week in one place, but I can see plain as day that there have been a hundred-odd. WTF, google..? *MY* portion of the entertainment is getting to see the ludicrous things that people google for and end up clicking on my page, and it's nowhere to be found!

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  12. I LURVED the hunger games. LURVED it. i might go reread it now....

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  13. Oh noooo no bacon? The horrorororor!!!

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