Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Urine big trouble, bladder!

I was planning on writing something so entertaining today that people would have DIED laughing, but I'm hella tired and I went to the doctor today and peed on my own hand, so the death by laughter will have to wait.
Here are the events leading up to my awesome day:



And... I'll find out in two days what the hell my jerk pee maker's problem is. In the meantime, thank goodness for AZO and cranberry juice.

11 comments:

  1. Technically, it's your jerk pee holder. Your kidneys are your jerk pee makers.

    Your husband wasn't doing the old "hand in warm water trick", was he? The doctor probably didn't ask that.

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  2. @Alan, I think it is the whole pee system that is acting up. Seeing as my bladder was full all TEN times I woke up to pee, my kidneys are currently grounded too.

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  3. Another laugh out loud moment!

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  4. You want I should take it out back? Show it how to treat a lady?

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  5. I may not have died laughing, but my sides hurt, so does that count for something?

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  6. Actually, my previous comment was just to ensure that if you Google "my jerk pee maker" you get to Cheeseblarg, not some site about renal failure in dogs.

    Mission accomplished.

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  7. I'm awake at 4 in the night with nearly the same probem but pur some freaking serious pain and the inevitable kidney infection looming on the horizon on top of that -.-

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  8. I think we have the affliction in common... my kidneys hate me. They like to a dance on my bladder then just harm me. Here is the staple I keep on hand to help me between onset and doctor:
    http://www.cystex.com/Pages/CystexHome_v3

    its the shit. Since the advent of the liquid, I don't even bother with the pills anymore :)

    sorry you don't feel well.

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  9. I love how one of the tags for this is "actual conversations." XD

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  10. Ugh. Sounds like a bladder infection. Those are the worst! Hope you feel better soon.

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