Thursday, November 3, 2011

I'm not cute.

I'm really not cute.  I know that I draw cute stuff, and it is all adorable and shit, but seriously, I don't know where it comes from. I suspect I may have a precious darling alternative personality that comes out when it is time to draw things, because in reality I am coarse, and vulgar, and get in trouble all the time for being inappropriate in public.  I mean, not in legal trouble or anything, but my mom gets on my case all the time for cursing, and talking about rude things, and generally being "un-cute."
I suppose being regarded as cute (and creating cute things) is not the most horrific thing that could happen... but it is not totally representative of who I am. My allusions to ridiculous porn and people pooping out of their mouths, that is much more me.


  1. You made me snort. I'm the same way.

  2. Awww-you wrote genitals in such a cute way.


  3. Cute cute little genitals
    Is what I was going to write there, but my dad walked in and was reading over my shoulder, so I had to quick post the comment
    He does not like cute little genitals to be typed on his computer

  4. At least your cute precious little self has the decency to blush. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  5. ...and gweenbrick has just vaulted this post up the Google results list for some really questionable search terms.

  6. You are funny. No sarcasm just pure compliment. ;D


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