Thursday, January 26, 2012

MY EYEBALLS!!!!!


Oh yeah, because I am going blind from all the floaters in my eyes, and the flashy things. 
I'm still not okay with it.
If they blind me with their eye touching machine, I am going to be angry.
And my drawings will probably not be as pretty as they are now.

13 comments:

  1. Eeeeek! I'm sorry, I hope its not too icky. I hate it when people try to do that.

    Which is hypocritical of me, because I'm so good at poking Boyfriend's eye... http://mayorgia.blogspot.com/2011/11/clumsy-lioness-eyeballs-edition.html

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  2. It's almost weirder when they put the drops in your eyes to numb them. Then they can touch them all they want and you can't even tell they're doing it. Except you can see them because YOUR EYES ARE WIDE OPEN. Ick.

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    1. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!!????

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    2. I'm sorry but that made me snort laugh!

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  3. Holy Cheese Monkeys!! I can't even wear eye shadow because I freak out when things are near my eyes!! An eye touching machine would send my into utter nervous meltdown. With Hives. And Vomit. Please tell me you get knocked out for the procedure!!!

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    1. No, no, they don't. They just get all up in there while you stare at them and they touch away. I think I had it done once as a child (3rd grade maybe... probably, since I have blocked out most of that year) but I've not had it done since... but MY GOD. I may puke on them, and poop myself, while puking, and crying. MY EYEBALLS!!!!

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  4. YIKES!!! good luck!! maybe it can be like at the dentist & you can freak out on them, forcing them to sedate you to do their eye-magic...?

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  5. I think that's bad, you should see what they do to you during laser eye surgery. Oh wait, you can't see that, because they pop your lens off WHILE YOU'RE AWAKE! You're awake and your eyes are open, but you can't see! ARGH!

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  6. walk in all tough so dem motherfuckers know who they're messing with

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  7. I'm love love loving your blog!!! Would you mind if I gave you a shout out on my new blog?

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    1. My all means. Any attention is good attention!

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  8. Ick. I just learned about eyeball tattoos this week. That is one of the most disturbing images searches I've ever done. *shudder*

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