This pee post is nothing like the pudding post. For the record.
I want to know and understand the mechanism that makes me nearly pee on the bathroom floor every time I turn on the shower. Theories are that it is operant conditioning, like Pavlov's dogs, but I have to wonder if it is the same mechanism that makes me dream of bathrooms to discourage me wetting the bed.
Am I the only one that has this? I have polled my friends in the past and it seems that for the most part, men don't dream of bathrooms though some women do, I guess because guys have a built-in physical pee deterrent (morning wood, I mean... that is its purpose, no?).
But if you have no idea what I am talking about, here is a repeating feature of my dreams, nightly:
Crazy things happen.
Find a unicorn crafted from green banana peels.*
Kill a zombie cat who is actually one of my friends.*
Oh wait, I have to pee.
Hrm, is there a bathroom anywhere?
Oh, look, here is one, and then my brain presents me with a way to relieve myself, but there is always a hitch...
(click to biggify)And so every night, I am treated to a new and novel variation (or four) of "trick bathrooms" to wake me up to go pee.
*I would like to reveal that these are both actual dreams that I had this week.